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Posted on May 25, 2012 via Andiamo, bambina! with 7 notes
Source: notyourdamsel
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law and order svu drinking game
Drink once* Cragen yells at the detectives* There is a foot chase* Elliott uses force with suspects* The familiar "dun dun" sound effect is played* Any of the detectives find a (dubious) way around the law* Munch makes a sarcastic remark* Olivia talks to a child* Dr. Huang interviews a suspect* The main victims withhold pertinent information* The characters order in fast food (or fast food is shown on screen)* The characters drink coffee* An episode mentions Hudson University (drink twice if it’s mentioned that Maureen attends H.U.)* Ice-T insults a suspect* Olivia and Elliott argue/take opposite sides in a conflict or hypothetical situation* Anybody asks Stabler if he has kids or is married* Ice-T (Fin) says "that's messed up" or some equivalent* Any time Cragen tells the detectives that this is their "last chance" or he threatens to kick them off the case (finish your drink if he actually does)* Stabler says, "Wait till you have kids"* Any time Dr. Huang states the obvious ("He was abandoned as a child... he has abandonment issues", etc)* Once for every actor using a bad accent* There is a celebrity guest* Someone says, "I want a lawyer"* Someone says, "We need a bus!"* Someone mentions RikersDrink twice* A character adds in a previously unknown part of their bio that will help them solve the case and/or make them more relevant to said case* A D.A. forces the detectives to throw out their evidence for an arbitrary reason (i.e. obtained evidence with non-approved technology, etc)* One of the detectives/main characters goes undercover* Munch has a conspiracy theory (finish your drink if his theory turns out to be right)* Any of the characters make reference to Munch's previous marriages (or one of his ex-wives)* Any mention of Olivia’s conception or her mother’s rape is made* Any family member or close friend of any main character is a suspect or victim* Any time someone assaults one of the detectives (i.e. a hyper-sensitive dad, an angry suspect* Kathy Stabler or Stabler's kids are shown* There is a car chase* A plea bargain is made (drink a third time if one of the detectives confronts the lawyers about a plea bargain they don’t agree with)* A detective goes undercover* A D.A. gets yelled at by the boss* The press plays a large role in a case* Any of the main characters has an inappropriate relationship with a suspect or victim* A D.A. says "I'm done here" or "we're done here"* A D.A. personally insults opposing counsel in court or chambers* The detectives/investigators use a dog* Any of the detectives add in their particular political/religious views to their opinions of a case* Somebody says "I just snapped" during a confessionFinish your drink* The father of a rape victim shoots the suspect in question* Anyone references Cragen's alcoholism, including times when Cragen shares his personal stash with any of the characters* There is a close-up of Olivia or Elliott brooding over a tough case (refill and drink once more every time Olivia or Elliott stay at the station overnight because of a case)* The criminal in the case is a relative of the victim in the case* One of the detectives is injured or shot* SVU gets help from another department, like the FBI or DEA* A guest officer from another precinct or department helps the characters investigate* When Olivia or any of the D.A.'s get over-involved in a case* Any time a criminal makes a "Scooby Doo' speech (as in, "I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for...")* Take a shot anytime someone on the show says semen. -
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